Sam (metalheadsam) wrote in emergency_chunk,
Sam
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emergency_chunk

Why they are the smartest next to most humans.

Dolphins are used by the US government to find mines in the ocean. They also rape sea turtles.

Whales can communicate with each other from one side of the world to the other.

Bonobos monkeys frequently have orgies and some never have sex with the opposite sex.

Parrots can mimic speech at the level of a 3 year old child.

Orangutans can unlock complex puzzle boxes that require unlatching, unlocking, and using a screw driver.

Gorillas can effectively communicate with humans using sign language and computers. They can also request for a woman to show them some titties.

Chickens have the ability to taste like everything that does not have a taste of their own.

-Lucias(spikedhumor.com forum)
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