"I once did "The effects/consequences of not doing a science fair project" and it was just a large blank piece of carboard with that title." -Albino Sheep
DEAD OLD PEOPLE
GO CAPTAIN MADDOX!
"By your powers combined... I AM CAPTAIN MADDOX!"
Captain Maddox, he's a hero.
Gonna, take those hippies down to zero!
He's our badass pirate guy
He likes to kick old ladies into the sky!
Gonna help him put asunder
Damn vegetarions who over tofu like to slobber
"You'll pay for this Captain Maddox!"
We're the Maddox-teers! You can be one too! Cause being a pirate is the thing to do!
Women's rights and children, are not the way!
Let's hear what Captain Maddox, has to say!
"Aaargh! Fuck you!"