Sam (metalheadsam) wrote in emergency_chunk,
Sam
metalheadsam
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Funniest Child In New Zealand.

"this one time i beat my kid and then remembered that i had no kid" -Albino Sheep

"I once did "The effects/consequences of not doing a science fair project" and it was just a large blank piece of carboard with that title." -Albino Sheep


BEEF JERKEY
HOT SAUCE
DEAD OLD PEOPLE
BAD ASSNESS
PIRATE NESS!!!!!!!!!!!

GO CAPTAIN MADDOX!

"By your powers combined... I AM CAPTAIN MADDOX!"

Captain Maddox, he's a hero.
Gonna, take those hippies down to zero!

He's our badass pirate guy
He likes to kick old ladies into the sky!

Gonna help him put asunder
Damn vegetarions who over tofu like to slobber

"You'll pay for this Captain Maddox!"

We're the Maddox-teers! You can be one too! Cause being a pirate is the thing to do!

Women's rights and children, are not the way!
Let's hear what Captain Maddox, has to say!

"Aaargh! Fuck you!"

-Popcorn Fairy
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